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Goat Jokes

1.What is a sporty goats go-to drink?

Goat-arade.

2. What is a little goat’s favorite nursery rhyme to sing?

“Row, Row, Row Your Goat.”

3. What is a goat’s favorite animal at the zoo?

An alli-goat-or.

4. What is a mountain goat called?

A hillbilly.

5. What does a goat say when he has to repeat himself?

“Here we goat again.”